I’m surrounded by squirrels. In and around my neighborhood. Near my house. All around, there are squirrels.
My dog thinks she can catch them. Every time she sees a squirrel more than ten feet from a tree, she thinks she has a shot. She never has a shot. Squirrels are too crafty, too smart, and generally too busy to be bothered by a drooling dog.
Well, most squirrels fit that mold. There is one squirrel in particular that does not fit that mold. I call this guy the squirrel with a death wish.